i am an angry dude.
i don't stay composed when drunk, i make stupid declarations with the urgency of a building on fire. i second-guess things i do and make sure not to step on any toes, which assuredly causes me to step on a bajillion toes.
i refrain from small talk and suddenly dig deep on some psuedo-significant quasi-philosophical bullshit. my love knows no bounds and holds no restraint. the world has stamped brands on me that i endlessly try to scrub but know when it will be gone i will miss them. i wanted to kick you off your high horse but realized you were riding a donkey. insignificance is thwarted by a magnifying lens and all those tae kwon do lessons have done me no good for situations like this. last year was tremendous, this year will be great regardless of the end of the world. just keep your posture poised, darling. the kids are watching.]